doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I will be naked everywhere
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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