My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
you never un-have a 4some
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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