So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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