I feel great
I just peed on a car
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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