I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
