yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well you can't waste a boner
so let's talk penis.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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