Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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