the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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