So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
This is my gift to your gina
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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