its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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