I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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