Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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