Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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