i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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