Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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