I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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