haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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