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Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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