If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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