Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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