He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
