Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Randomize
