their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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