I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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