Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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