I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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