Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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