new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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