No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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