Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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