He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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