i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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