woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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