doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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