if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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