nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
