Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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