If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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