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Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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