it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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