your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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