that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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