yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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