She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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