D3 body, D1 cock
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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