is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
is it fun? or sober?
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