Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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