that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I did not marry a roomba.
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