I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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