spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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